thewalkingassbutt:

When on tumblr:

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When in public

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THIS IS SO TRUE IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY. 

I don’t think I’ve ever related to something more than this.

(Source: crowleyplease, via potterheadstuffs)

uoa:

My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl

(via relive-the-moment)

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Washer of Balls.
  • Sam: So they think it was the ball-washer.
  • Dean: The what?
  • Sam: The ball-washer and--
  • Dean: *trying not to laugh* Sorry the what?
  • Sam: The ball--*exasperated sigh complete with eyeroll* Dean come on.
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arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

(via turning-on-the-light)

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assiest:

why do people have to get ready for bed?

i’m always ready for bed

(via telephonealejandro)


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